My Troubled Paki

My Troubled Paki found a bat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be an original suggestion, to some, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bat of all things.

My Troubled Paki always carried a pint of cider to put down their trousers. It would have been an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

My Troubled Paki desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a chocolate bar of all things.

My Troubled Paki owned a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who felt it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

My Troubled Paki needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

My Troubled Paki desperately looked for a cucumber that they would often demolish. It would be an astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.