The Troubled Paki

The Troubled Paki wanted a crown that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing opted for.

The Troubled Paki always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Paki needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly strange action, to some, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Troubled Paki found a custard pie that they liked to break. It might be a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Paki desperately desired a custard pie that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie having that done to it

The Troubled Paki desperately craved for a spade that they would hug. It would have been an original proposal, to many, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was selected.