Ugly Paki

Ugly Paki carried a bottle of wine that they would hug. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Ugly Paki found a stretchman that they would play with. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

Ugly Paki desperately craved for a custard pie that they liked to eat. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Paki desperately searched for a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. A melon being the chosen thing.

Ugly Paki craved for a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Ugly Paki desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.