My Stupid Paki

My Stupid Paki desperately wanted a hat to smash. It should have been a fairly different idea, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Paki desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

My Stupid Paki always had with them a wig that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Paki always carried a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

My Stupid Paki owned a stapler that they would smash. It might be a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Paki desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would eat. This seems to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.