The Eccentric Paki

The Eccentric Paki desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Paki always carried a custard pie that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Paki, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Paki found a bag of flour that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Paki always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Paki often carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Paki always carried a vibrator that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Paki, who thought it was magnificent. A vibrator is the thing to select.