The Grumpy Paki

The Grumpy Paki had a can of coke that they liked to cuddle. It should have been an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be sublime. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Paki desperately wanted a wig to cuddle. It should have been a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who considered it was wonderous. Strangely, a wig being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Paki always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to me, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Paki looked for a teapot that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to most, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item selected.

The Grumpy Paki often carried a crown that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was simply life. A crown being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Paki desperately needed a set square that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to select.