Well seeing that I know first hand how strongly @r0nd0n feels about Rhino conservation, I thought it would be suited to try my luck for a add in aid of saving the rhino's... :D

Every day the already dwindling Rhino population is lessened by poachers who kills them with the intent of selling Rhino horn for falsely attributed medicinal values on the black market - BUT - Did you know that the blood of Rhino Poachers cures HIV/Aids as well as Infertility and erectile dysfunction?
Well, Now you do...
So don't hesitate, save our Rhinos and shoot a poacher today!
Conservation starts with education.

Worth a shot :D AND With exactly the right amount of dramatic pauses that should be exactly 30 seconds LOL