Pay attention to me, please!

Sometimes we need someone with an ear that isn't really listening. Let's face it, if we really wanted to be heard we would talk to our moms, sisters or friends.

Truth be told however, how many wives actually listen to their husbands when they are on a rampage going on and on about something they are into? Either way, I can guarantee that if you tell me a secret and I say "I won't tell anyone" I will certainly tell my husband. But don't worry, cause he's not really listening anyways.