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It's just a figure of speech you dumbass!

A figure of what? I am a simpleton, don't use fancy words to get away!

Get away with what?

You know, posting stupid comments so you come later to upvote them with your alts!

It was bound to happen sooner or later you. It's not like you were trying to be extra careful, were you now?

I wonder what Jesus would think of me right now?!

That you are a piece of shit probably.