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It was bound to happen sooner or later you. It's not like you were trying to be extra careful, were you now?

I wonder what Jesus would think of me right now?!

That you are a piece of shit probably.

Yeah, your right, I will go to church and repent

First it's * you are, you dipshit. And second, there's no salvation for you SCUM

Well... Fuck you then!