The Lucky Pet

The Lucky Pet often carried a condom that they liked to insert somewhere. It is an exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen thing.

The Lucky Pet wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Pet desperately needed a custard pie to play with. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who feels it was fun. Honestly, a custard pie of all things.

The Lucky Pet often carried a dildo that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Lucky Pet wanted a pen to sleep with. It might have been a fairly different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. A pen is the thing to choose.

The Lucky Pet desired a sword that they sometimes demolish. It might have been an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was opted for.