Her Famous Pet

Her Famous Pet had a dildo that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Famous Pet carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

Her Famous Pet owned a radiator that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A radiator having that done to it

Her Famous Pet often carried a rubber chicken to sit and look at. It was a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

Her Famous Pet always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was fun. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

Her Famous Pet desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.