The Grumpy Pet

The Grumpy Pet found a ball that they liked to smash. This seems to be a funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Pet found a bat that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Honestly, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Pet desperately looked for a cheese grater to hug. It might have been a different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Pet desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Pet had a painting of a melon to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Pet always carried a bottle of wine that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.