His Exciting Pet

His Exciting Pet always had with them a block of cheese that they would often smash. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a block of cheese having that done to it

His Exciting Pet craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp of all things.

His Exciting Pet desperately needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. It might have been an exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

His Exciting Pet always had with them a teapot that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

His Exciting Pet carried a magic 8 ball to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

His Exciting Pet looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.