Stupid Pet

Stupid Pet desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would smash. It is a funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Pet always had with them a bat that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.

Stupid Pet found a lava lamp that they would often throw. It was a strange action, to you, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Stupid Pet had a porno magazine that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

Stupid Pet desperately craved for a mug that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Stupid Pet found a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.