A Foolish Pet

A Foolish Pet desperately wanted a stretchman that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly different idea, to me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

A Foolish Pet craved for a chocolate bar to insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

A Foolish Pet craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

A Foolish Pet always kept a pint of cider that they liked to worship. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is miraculous. A pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

A Foolish Pet owned a sack of potatoes that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

A Foolish Pet owned a wig that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen thing.