The Depressed Pet

The Depressed Pet often carried a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a melon being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Pet owned a toilet brush to eat. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Pet wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Depressed Pet always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally break. It might be an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.

The Depressed Pet desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. A melon being the chosen item.

The Depressed Pet needed a can of Tango to drop. It would have been a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who considered it was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.