Their Stupid Pet

Their Stupid Pet desperately desired a hat to rub on his belly. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a hat is the item to select.

Their Stupid Pet searched for a sword that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a sword would be the item chosen.

Their Stupid Pet desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to many, but not to the Pet, who felt it was epic. A big sponge being the item selected.

Their Stupid Pet searched for a bat that they sometimes break. It should be a funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bat was the chosen thing.

Their Stupid Pet had a can of coke that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

Their Stupid Pet carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be an astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.