A Tired Pet

A Tired Pet wanted a CD player that they would occasionally throw. This seems a curious thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who thought it was fun. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

A Tired Pet desperately wanted a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been an odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen item.

A Tired Pet desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected it was sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine of all things.

A Tired Pet always carried a bag of flour that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be simply life. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

A Tired Pet desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

A Tired Pet had a cup that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be fun. A cup would be the thing that was opted for.