His Retarded Pet

His Retarded Pet desired a cucumber that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.

His Retarded Pet desired a painting of a melon that they liked to embrace. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Pet desperately searched for a set square that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to most, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to select.

His Retarded Pet desperately wanted a computer that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a computer was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Pet often carried a bottle of wine that they would often break. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Pet owned a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a melon was the chosen thing.