A Boring Pet

A Boring Pet desperately craved for a wig that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a wig is the thing to choose.

A Boring Pet searched for a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

A Boring Pet found a cup that they would hug. This might appear to be an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item to choose.

A Boring Pet had a bat that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Honestly, a bat is the item that was chosen.

A Boring Pet desired a bat that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Pet carried a piece of paper that they would often eat. It is considered to be a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.