The Tired Pet

The Tired Pet found a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Tired Pet owned a can of coke to put down their trousers. This is certainly a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a can of coke having that done to it

The Tired Pet desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Tired Pet always kept a bottle of beer that they would play with. This is certainly a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is wonderful. A bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Pet desperately needed a bag of flour that they would often drop. It should be a funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Pet desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes break. This seems a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.