His Bum Loving Pet

His Bum Loving Pet searched for a teapot that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Pet craved for a mug that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered a funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item selected.

His Bum Loving Pet always carried a mug that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the thing that was selected.

His Bum Loving Pet looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly an original thing to do, to some, but not to the Pet, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Pet owned a sack of potatoes that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Pet, who considered it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

His Bum Loving Pet carried a big sponge that they would demolish. It was a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.