Her Dodgy Pet

Her Dodgy Pet always carried a can of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

Her Dodgy Pet desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Pet desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would demolish. It might be a peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Pet desperately wanted a spade that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a spade having that done to it

Her Dodgy Pet searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly an original exercise, to many, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A stretchman is the thing to select.

Her Dodgy Pet desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.