The Bewildered Pet

The Bewildered Pet had a condom that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Pet looked for a ball to play with. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Pet owned a magic 8 ball that they would embrace. It is a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Pet always kept a condom that they would often hug. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

The Bewildered Pet desperately needed a pint of beer that they would worship. It would be a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Pet desperately desired a computer that they would throw. This is certainly an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a computer was the chosen thing.