The Red Pet

The Red Pet carried a block of cheese that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Red Pet desired a custard pie that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be spectacular. A custard pie being the item selected.

The Red Pet had a pint of cider to eat. It should have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Red Pet craved for a vibrator that they would annihilate It should have been a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was out of this world. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Red Pet desperately craved for a rubber johnny to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Pet always had with them a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a funny proposal, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. A stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.