The Cute Pet

The Cute Pet carried a little monkey that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Pet had a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Cute Pet desperately needed a stretchman to share. It should be a fairly curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Cute Pet desperately desired a CD player to try to balance on their head. It would have been an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Cute Pet desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Cute Pet searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.