Funny Pet

Funny Pet desired a dildo that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Funny Pet had a cheese grater to eat. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Funny Pet searched for a wig that they sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Funny Pet desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

Funny Pet desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a funny operation, to most, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

Funny Pet carried a can of Tango to cuddle. This could be considered a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.