Her Nervous Pet

Her Nervous Pet always had with them a custard pie that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a custard pie of all things.

Her Nervous Pet desperately needed a melon that they sometimes break. This seems to be a curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Nervous Pet had a set of lego that they would often play with. This seems a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to select.

Her Nervous Pet often carried a computer to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Her Nervous Pet craved for a sword that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Strangely, a sword is the item to opt for.

Her Nervous Pet wanted a porno magazine that they would often throw. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Pet, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.