The Famous Pet

The Famous Pet desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Famous Pet always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be magnificent. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Famous Pet desired a vibrator that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Famous Pet found a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. This seems a funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Famous Pet found a toilet brush to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Pet looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often put up their bum. It should be a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.