The Jolly Pet

The Jolly Pet desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Jolly Pet had a porno magazine that they would often share. It is considered to be a weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who feels it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Jolly Pet always kept a condom that they would worship. It is a fairly weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A condom is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Pet desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a strange operation, to me, but not to the Pet, who thought it was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

The Jolly Pet carried a painting of a melon that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Jolly Pet always kept a pen to play with. This could be considered a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.