My Bum Loving Pet

My Bum Loving Pet desperately desired a bottle of coke to throw. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Pet looked for a radiator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Pet desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Pet always carried a pint of cider that they liked to cuddle. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is fun. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Pet desperately craved for a set square to sleep with. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to choose.

My Bum Loving Pet carried a cup to sit and look at. It is a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.