Ugly Pet

Ugly Pet desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often smash. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

Ugly Pet often carried a block of cheese that they would often sit and look at. It was a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

Ugly Pet wanted a condom that they would often hug. This could be considered a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Ugly Pet desired a pint of beer that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Ugly Pet owned a sword that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

Ugly Pet desperately needed a pen that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item that was chosen.