The Crypting Pet

The Crypting Pet always had with them a wig that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a wig of all things.

The Crypting Pet looked for a toilet brush that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Crypting Pet always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Pet desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a curious thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Crypting Pet found a hat that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. A hat was the chosen item.

The Crypting Pet desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.