The Dodgy Pet

The Dodgy Pet looked for a bat that they would occasionally worship. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bat is the item to select.

The Dodgy Pet desired a ball to drop. It is a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A ball was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Pet always carried a little monkey that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item to select.

The Dodgy Pet desperately desired a big sponge that they would hug. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Pet always had with them a CD player that they would often embrace. It was a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a CD player being the item opted for.

The Dodgy Pet desperately needed a pint of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was stunning. A pint of beer was the item that was selected.