The Crazy Pet

The Crazy Pet searched for a lava lamp that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Crazy Pet searched for a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Crazy Pet desperately searched for a CD player that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen thing.

The Crazy Pet found a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Crazy Pet looked for a vibrator that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A vibrator having that done to it

The Crazy Pet desperately desired a hat to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.