The Funny Pet

The Funny Pet always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Pet desperately desired a ball that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

The Funny Pet had a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Funny Pet always carried a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Funny Pet desperately craved for a stapler that they would occasionally drop. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Funny Pet wanted a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was miraculous. A set square being the item selected.