My Green Pet

My Green Pet had a bag of poop to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

My Green Pet desperately searched for a mug that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

My Green Pet owned a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set square being the thing selected.

My Green Pet desperately craved for a sword to rub on his belly. This seems to be an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.

My Green Pet needed a sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

My Green Pet searched for a pint of beer to put down their trousers. It should be a weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.