The Blue Pet

The Blue Pet craved for a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a new idea, to most, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Blue Pet always had with them a toilet brush that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Blue Pet desperately wanted a tomato to smash. It was an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a tomato having that done to it

The Blue Pet had a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Blue Pet needed a big sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. A big sponge was the chosen item.

The Blue Pet desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.