Their Dodgy Pet

Their Dodgy Pet looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes eat. This seems a curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. A set of lego being the item opted for.

Their Dodgy Pet owned a crown that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the chosen thing.

Their Dodgy Pet always carried a condom that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

Their Dodgy Pet always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who felt it was entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Pet wanted a piece of paper that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was stunning. A piece of paper being the thing selected.

Their Dodgy Pet desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.