The Weary Pet

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The Weary Pet desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be miraculous. A porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Pet had a big sponge that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Pet, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

The Weary Pet found a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Weary Pet desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Weary Pet always carried a set square that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a set square was the chosen item.

The Weary Pet craved for a CD player to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.