Her Red Pet

Her Red Pet looked for a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a melon being the item selected.

Her Red Pet desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

Her Red Pet searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Pet, who considered it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

Her Red Pet needed a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Her Red Pet desired a vibrator that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.

Her Red Pet wanted a magic 8 ball to share. It should be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.