His Naughty Pet

His Naughty Pet often carried a porno magazine that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

His Naughty Pet desperately looked for a stretchman to sleep with. This might appear to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who felt it was awesome. Honestly, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

His Naughty Pet had a melon that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a melon being the thing selected.

His Naughty Pet had a little monkey that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

His Naughty Pet desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

His Naughty Pet needed a custard pie that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.