A Stupid Pet

A Stupid Pet desired a cucumber that they would play with. It might be a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to select.

A Stupid Pet searched for a cucumber that they would annihilate This could be considered an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Pet always carried a pint of cider to drop. It is considered to be a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Pet always carried a stretchman to share. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

A Stupid Pet desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would worship. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

A Stupid Pet desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.