His Fucking Pet

His Fucking Pet desperately looked for a cucumber that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

His Fucking Pet desired a cucumber that they would put on his head. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the item selected.

His Fucking Pet always kept a hat that they would drop. It should be an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a hat is the item to select.

His Fucking Pet always kept a stretchman that they would sometimes play with. It should have been an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

His Fucking Pet had a mug to experiment on. This is certainly an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was sublime. Honestly, a mug being the thing selected.

His Fucking Pet always carried a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was selected.