Her Square Pet

Her Square Pet owned a teapot that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

Her Square Pet always carried a custard pie that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

Her Square Pet craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a bottle of coke having that done to it

Her Square Pet wanted a big sponge that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge of all things.

Her Square Pet needed a porno magazine to put up their bum. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Her Square Pet always carried a big sponge to eat. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was spectacular. Honestly, a big sponge of all things.