A Nervous Pet

A Nervous Pet had a condom that they would often experiment on. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A condom would be the item chosen.

A Nervous Pet desperately desired a hat that they would drop. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the item selected.

A Nervous Pet always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Pet desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be an astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thought it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

A Nervous Pet searched for a rubber johnny that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Nervous Pet wanted a dildo that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.