Horny Pet

Horny Pet always had with them a CD player that they sometimes throw. It was a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a CD player of all things.

Horny Pet craved for a computer that they would sometimes break. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a computer would be the item chosen.

Horny Pet carried a condom that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Horny Pet searched for a rubber chicken that they would put down their trousers. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Horny Pet often carried a sword that they liked to annihilate It might have been a bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.

Horny Pet craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes eat. It should have been a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A piece of paper is the thing to choose.