My Anxious Pet

My Anxious Pet always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

My Anxious Pet found a vibrator that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a vibrator was the chosen item.

My Anxious Pet desired a ball that they would often sit and look at. It might be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Honestly, a ball is the thing to select.

My Anxious Pet always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

My Anxious Pet craved for a sword that they would embrace. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

My Anxious Pet had a porno magazine that they would often hug. It should have been a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.