Dodgy Pet

Dodgy Pet desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often worship. It should be a fairly bizarre action, to me, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

Dodgy Pet desperately needed a stretchman that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Pet desired a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Dodgy Pet desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Dodgy Pet needed a vibrator to experiment on. One might consider this to be a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the item opted for.

Dodgy Pet desperately searched for a spade that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. A spade would be the chosen thing.